Super Awesome Gift Card costume bringing an actual chicken is

bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code

life-sized and lifelike

but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants

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