A Good Day to Pie (Galaxy Foil) [Unfinity] Arena League 2001 this creature enters the battlefield

this creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it

Orks are generally pretty rowdy

Set: Darksteel Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Common Cost: {3} Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud

and a Worldwide Panic Mutation scenario

A Good Day to Pie (Galaxy Foil) [Unfinity] Arena League 2001 this creature enters the battlefieldSet: Unfinity Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W} Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand. What could be funnier than one big pie to the face? Unless no. Could it be that simple? Pietra, Crafter of Clowns