PHG O-Joe Bounce-free

Bounce-free

Reinforced thigh paneling protects your legs from wind

And the all-new lace guard holds the drawstring laces in place so you can move or relax without distraction

This fabric is designed to wick moisture out and allow air flow

PHG O-Joe Bounce-freeFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"