A Candle for Big Families truth I’m going to write a

I’m going to write a scathing anonymous note about gum chewing and post it on the bulletin board with all my other scathing anonymous notes

wouldn’t it be nice if people just told the truth every once in a while

People Scare Me

Notes of cherry and caramel

A Candle for Big Families truth I’m going to write aMaybe one day I'd never yelled the word "motherf*ck!" in front of small children until that day I stepped on my first Lego from hell. Sorry, kiddos, but that was simply unavoidable. And that's the day my baby sitting career ended. Too bad. I hear the hourly rates are now sky high. Probably pays more than my current career as a serial philanderer, gosh darn it. Just think, I could be eating frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag in someone else's