Now that you know how the sausage is made
and designed to be picked up with both hands
imagine the look on your gift-receiver’s face when they get this—a representation of a gift card
In thine hands rests not merely a food
Succulent Gift Card Denominations:$50 Now that you know howWhat can I say about gift cards? I mean, for starters, these arent actual gift cards; they are digitalSo, Earth: 1 Pollution: 0. Yeah, suck on that, Exxon Mobile. Secondly, imagine the look on your gift receivers face when they get thisa representation of a gift card, which is itself an abstraction of money, but this money they cannot spend freely, no, they have to spend it on a reconceptualisation of meat, which is, in the end, a reflection of your