Pretty Shit Candle cancer Hide your husbands (and sons)

Hide your husbands (and sons)

Your breath could literally peel the paint off a wall

Where in the heck are you and the other dads getting these so-called “jokes” from anyway

I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach

Pretty Shit Candle cancer Hide your husbands (and sons)Flower Fetish Scented For when life isnt perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead on truthsbecause sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when youre manifesting naps, eye rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through lifes romantic era. Its flowers without the allergies.